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So a bunch of naked men, some gargantuan dicks, and an unbelievably giant load of cumshots walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey! The last time I let a bunch of naked men, some gargantuan dicks, and an unbelievably giant load of cumshots walk into this bar some monkey got his head up my butt and the organ grinder jerked my monster cock!"

"Are you bragging or inviting?" asked the cumshots with their big dicks and giant load of cumshots. Because, as far as they were concerned one would surely lead to the other. And cumshots with big dicks and giant loads of cumshots are up for pretty much either and/or both, especially if there's a monkey with a monster-cock jerking organ grinder involved. That's a once-in-a-lifetime experience that usually costs extra. And there's some interesting monkey ass in this big old world, and not all of it is attached to monster-cock jerking organ grinders...but I digress.

"Well?" queried the extraordinarily naked man with the absolutely biggest dick and most incredible load of cumshots under his belt.

"Hell, I'm practicing!" exclaimed the bartender. "If I can get a bunch of cumshots, some big dicks, and a giant load of cumshots to believe a monkey rimmed me while his organ grinder jerked my monster cock then I might be able to convince my wife the farmer's daughter has a moustache!