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So a bunch of big dicks, some big dicks, and a giant load of cumshots walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey! The last time I let a bunch of big dicks, some big dicks, and a giant load of cumshots walk into this bar some monkey got his head up my butt and the organ grinder jerked my monster cock!"

"Are you bragging or inviting?" asked the big dicks with their big dicks and giant load of cumshots. Because, as far as they were concerned one would surely lead to the other. And big dicks with big dicks and giant loads of cumshots are up for pretty much either and/or both, especially if there's a monkey with a monster-cock jerking organ grinder involved. That's a once-in-a-lifetime experience that usually costs extra.

As a matter of fact, the big dicks with big dicks and loads of cumshots I know would insist upon including the monkey! Because there's some interesting monkey ass in this big old world, and not all of it is attached to monster-cock jerking organ grinders...but I digress.

"Well?" queried the extraordinary nakedness of the man with the biggest dick and most incredible load of cum-shots Peter Piper'd ever picked. And you can bet Peter Piper's picked some powerful loads of cum-shots for his tail.

"Hell, I'm practicing!" exclaimed the bartender. "If I can get a bunch of big dicks, some big dicks, and a giant load of cumshots to believe a monkey rimmed me while his organ grinder jerked my monster cock then I might be able to convince my wife the farmer has a daughter!